These are the official rules for being in the "Fat Bottom Girls Club."
1. You must know the secret number (###).
2. If you are given the choice between Subway and McDonald's, you must choose McDonalds and order something with lots of grease. (Example: A double cheeseburger with fries and Coke. Yum.)
3. To hang out with a Fat Bottom Girl you must:
A. Be dating/sibling of a Fat Bottom Girl
B. Be a Fat Bottom Girl
4. You must be in the top 3 of your town to own "Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince."
5. You must know all the words to the song "Fat Bottom Girls."
6. At any given time, you must be able to perform an interpretational dance of "Bohemian Rhapsody" requested by the founding members of the "Fat Bottom Girls Club."
7. You must know at least 5 back stories to Queen songs.
8. You must know why Freddie Mercury grew a beard.
9. You must know Freddie Mercury's original last name.
10. You must be able to name 5 different appearances of Freddie Mercury.
